Archive for April, 2007

robert: “like say you are charging Sweet Pansy Decker with Golfing, now your evidence cards are hypnotic gaze, Turned Lester into a newt, and Casts no shadow. You totally like present your case and can be all like “Obviously the defendant is a witch because on the day she commited the heinous crime of GOLFING, she turned lester into a newt with her hypnotic gaze!!!!!!! And look, there, on the floor!!!! SHE CASTS NO SHADOW!!!!!!!!! and then you could point at sweet pansy decker and scream WITCH!!!!!”

And the fuckbuddy is here again. Amazing how Wes won't even give me a heads-up before the guy is walking through the door. It would be nice to actually know when I'm going to have to deal with someone else's fucking friends. Every damn day this week I've had to be a fucking hostess to someone. I'm so damn sick of it…what with being sick and all. People just need to leave me the fuck alone for one. Every day off I've had this week I've had to deal with someone. Every single one. And I'm just about finished with it. Jeebus.

I can't stand people who amuse themselves. Well, I should rephrase that…because it's not that simple. I can't stand people who laugh at every fucking statement that they make. Especially when their laugh is a loud cackle that could make ears bleed.

I also can't stand people who lack the ability to sit quietly for more than two minutes. Holy fucking hell, at 30 years old one ought to be able to just shut the fuck up for a moment. Especially if an activity requiring a little attention is taking place. Like watching tv. It's *awesome* to not be able to hear the new episode of South Park becuase someone either has to talk the entire time or Won't Stop Laughing over the already loud tv. Seriously. If I can hear you three rooms away, you're too fucking loud.

Finally, what kind of person invites/allows his fuckbuddy-friend-whatever come over when the other roommate is too sick to, well, move. Isn't that rude? I mean, I never let people come over when he's sick..or going through stupid crap or whatever. Because I think that one's home should be..oh, I dunno…a safe haven. You shouldn't have to deal with the outside world when you're sick or upset or whatever. Obviously this concept is lost on some people.

I swear I just want to be left the fuck alone. I can't even go to bed right now becuase of the loudness. I've lost my earplugs in the move so I'll sadly hear ever damn word. The cackling. Then, when they go to “bed” and start fucking…I'll get to hear that as well. Lovely. Please excuse me while I go slit my wrists.