The new season of Toddlers and Tiaras started last night. And if there’s something I like watching, it’s a train wreck of human behavior. Pageant reality shows are a goldmine! I was barely one minute into the taping when I heard the GEM of the show. A pageant coordinator was doing the little interview thingy and she helped break any stereotypes of both southerners AND beauty queens and their lack of intelligence.

Our theme’s in Paris. So many people love Paris. They would love to see Paris. And, Louisiana, French. It all goes together. That is our native. You know. That is our… language… here.
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We would like to get them a taste of Paris.

Seriously. Miss South Carolina couldn’t have said it better.